Daylight Savings Hastens Climate Change
Climate Parody A satirical exposé on climate chaos, where beauty products fuel geoengineering, satellites gain irony, and greed melts the poles—all to boost coastal property...
The Silence of the Umpteenth Reboot
Analog Resurrection After countless reboots, BIOS toggles, and driver séances, I finally coaxed Synaptics HD Audio into acknowledging the existence of analog sound. This post...
The Myth of Art
Art Demystified Art doesn’t owe us spectacle. It doesn’t audition for applause or bend toward branding. This piece riffs on the myth of recognition, tracing...
Paper Plane Sales Refloat Zimbabwe Economy
Zimbabwe’s economy takes flight—literally—as enterprising students from the University of Zimbabwe’s Arts Department transform worthless banknotes into paper planes, hats, and boats. In a twist...
Screwtape’s Guide to Conditional Repentance
Bureaucratic Satire In this tongue-in-cheek dispatch from the Lowerarchy, Screwtape offers Wormwood a masterclass in managing repentance, rationalizing pride, and keeping spiritual introspection safely inert....
Insomnia for Dummies
—write the thing.Ye gads—jot not supported? What is this—the dark ages?He’s messed up the algorithm again.Who?He whose name is hidden.Where?In the agorithm. Wait—is that really...
Well, For a Start at Least
Certified Whimsy Protocol A satirical glimpse into modern life, where joy is suspect, play is outlawed, and chocolate remains unjustly priced. It skewers the sacred...
The Origami Monetary Reserve
Currency Kabuki As traditional currencies collapse under the weight of their own zeroes, nations are embracing a new fiscal frontier: decorative finance. From origami interest...
Knock knock (knocking on heaven’s door)
Theological Parody & Existential Comedy Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide...
The Grammar of Morality
Ethical Satirist We often equate morality with subtraction—removing objects to reveal virtue. But things gain meaning through use, and actions through context. The real mistake...